The Real Housewives of MY County

Ever watched the Bravo “reality” show Real Housewives of Orange County?  A bunch of rich, bitchy woman who call each other friends, drink waaaaaay too much and allow their children to run wild through CA.  Real housewives . . .atleast the ones where I live, work all day long at a marginally paying  job, drive their 1999 Ford home to their suburban retreat, cook a meal based on recipes they find on Kraft.com and then play board games happily with their children until bedtime, when they lay in their sweatsuits on the couch thinking about how to stretch the money they have in their account until the next payday. 

OR . . .They are stay home moms who spend their entire day at home with the kids, making jewlery out of macaroni and watching Noggin, cleaning poopy butts and whiping drippy noses until their husband (or wife, whichever) comes home from a long day at work.  He orders a pizza and gives the kids a bath so Mommy can have a few minutes of  “Me time” before putting the kids to bed and spending the rest of the night cleaning the grape juice out of the carpet. 

But she doesn’t complain, this is her life and she’s greatful for it.  Especialy when she takes a break to watch some tv, turns on Real Housewives and thanks her lucky stars that she’s not one of THOSE women!

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